Owl be Home for Christmas (Meg Langslow, #26)

Owl be Home for ChristmasOwl be Home for Christmas
by Donna Andrews
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9781250305312
Series: Meg Langslow #26
Publication Date: October 19, 2019
Pages: 304
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

This was the only Christmas story I read this year, and I started it just as everything started going pear shaped in RL, so it took me forever to read it.  I know this is a ‘me’ problem, but the longer it takes me to finish a book, the more scattered the story feels to me, so this entry by one of my favorite current authors got short shrift from me this year.  Still, it was good; the mystery was well constructed and the holiday spirit was high.  The Christmas dinner almost made me misty eyed and made me love Donna Andrews as an author just a little bit more than I already did.

Lark! The Herald Angels Sing (Meg Langslow Mystery, #24)

Lark! The Herald Angels SingLark! The Herald Angels Sing
by Donna Andrews
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9781250192943
Series: Meg Langslow #24
Publication Date: October 16, 2018
Pages: 288
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

What can I say – I love this series because it features a strong woman MC, with strong supporting characters, solid family relationships and tons of humor.  The Christmas ones have become an annual tradition (no pressure Ms. Andrews) I look forward to every year, and I always save them to read in the day or two before Christmas.

This year’s involved a baby in a manger, a paternity allegation, and some dark dealings in a neighbouring county that lead to some very dangerous events in the lead up to Christmas. The mystery was pretty much over by midway, and the rest of the book was more rescue mission with shades of three stooges.

The finale was … the very best kind of holiday wishful thinking.  This was definitely Andrews taking the opportunity to create the kind of reality she’d like to see and I loved it; it was outrageous and wonderful.  Not my favorite of her Christmas books, Duck the Halls still holds that place of honour, but an excellent, festive read nonetheless.

Toucan Keep a Secret (Meg Langslow, #22)

Toucan Keep a SecretToucan Keep a Secret
by Donna Andrews
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9781250115478
Series: Meg Langslow #23
Publication Date: August 7, 2018
Pages: 304
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

I was going to save this book for Bingo, but I’m hoping to attend a few panels Donna Andrews is on at Bouchcon, and it seemed appropriate to be up to date on my favorite series beforehand.

The story didn’t work as well for me as others have, but it did feel edgier, which was a compelling surprise.  The criminal suspects are really criminals, and at one point someone shoots at Meg.  Not the standard fair for Meg and her eccentric and fabulous family.

Even though I say it’s not as strong as others in the series, it’s still better than most cozies out there right now.  It’s definitely the best humorous cozy series you’re going to find, and Andrews has the awards to prove it.  The plotting is still strong too, even after 22 books – I certainly never came close to guessing the ending.

Opening one of these books is like coming home to your favorite people, where everyone is kind, funny, competent and believes in something bigger than themselves, whether it’s family, community, God, or all of the above.

How the Finch Stole Christmas (Meg Langslow mystery, #22)

How the Finch Stole ChristmasHow the Finch Stole Christmas
by Donna Andrews
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9781250115454
Series: Meg Langslow #22
Publication Date: October 24, 2017
Pages: 320
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

I’m an unrepentant fan of this series, but I got about half way through this book and sort of resigned myself to a good read, but not a great read.  Admittedly, to my way of thinking Duck the Halls is a pretty hard book to beat in terms of holiday spirit and humour, as well as a solid mystery.

The mystery in this one is, it pains me to admit, weak.  The lady doth protest too much, sort of, and it made the culprit feel obvious.  But I suspect that if you got Andrews drunk, she might admit that the mystery wasn’t the point of this story.  The series has always been about the characters, and to a lesser degree, about animals, but How the Finch Stole Christmas is almost all about the animals.  The front flap leads a reader to think it’s about the town’s holiday play of A Christmas Carol and the shenanigans of the lead actor, but from the beginning the story really revolves around:

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This is where the finches in the title come into play, and at least one of them plays a much larger role towards the end of the book.

So the book was good, but not great.  Until the very end.  And Andrews’ managed to get me in the feels.  I’m not sure how, because the scene isn’t one I’d normally be moved by, so credit has to go to her writing, I think.  No matter the reason, I found myself a little misty eyed as I finished, and once again feeling like she’d given me exactly what I was looking for: a Christmas mystery full of Christmas spirit.

 

By the way, this book works PERFECTLY for the Bodhi day square: Book themes for Bodhi Day:  Read a book which involves animal rescue.  (Buddhism calls for a vegetarian lifestyle.)  I, however, am counting it towards Book themes for Saint Lucia’s Day: Read a book where ice and snow are an important feature.  — A snow storm and impending deep freeze causes all sorts of havoc with rescues, murder victims, and suspects and is the primary complication in the plotting of the mystery.

 

Foreign Éclairs (White House Chef Mysteries, #9)

Foreign ÉclairsForeign Éclairs
by Julie Hyzy
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9780425262405
Series: White House Chef Mystery #9
Publication Date: January 5, 2016
Pages: 295
Genre: Mystery
Publisher: Berkley Prime Crime

Things are about to really heat up for Ollie. News of a bombing and attempted breakout at a federal prison reveals that the brother of a terrorist she helped defeat is back with a vengeance. And after she gets mugged on her way home from work, the Secret Service won’t leave her side, fearing she is now a target.

When a White House staff member is murdered, officials rush to action over a possible security breach. It may be time for Ollie to trade in her apron for a bullet-proof vest as she becomes part of a bold strategy to make sure this terrorist gets his just desserts…


The bad news is that this is the last book in what is a very, very well written cozy series.  There aren’t enough good cozy series left out there and the loss of one is disappointing.

The good news is that this was the author’s decision and as such, this book is written with no loose ends, and for that I am thankful.  It’s bad enough to lose a good series, but for it to end abruptly, with stories half-told, is an insult on top of injury.

Hyzy doesn’t own the copyright on this series or the characters, so while the story brings us to a good place for a series end, it’s also left in an interesting place that allows for someone (Hyzy, one hopes, after obtaining copyright on what is arguably her own work) to someday bring Ollie and Gav back into the thick of things where they belong.

The plot is action packed, fast paced – almost a cozy thriller.  It’s got a bit of an out-there plot like a thriller too, but it works within the confines of the world Hyzy has created from the first.  This isn’t really a mystery at all; we always know who the perpetrators are and what they want; it’s just a matter of what the solution will ultimately cost our MC.  The final part of the roller coaster plot was gripping and left me with a bit of an adrenaline rush.

Thank you, Julie Hyzy, for 9 wonderful adventures with Ollie. I’m gonna miss her and Gav, although I’ll revisit them often in my re-reads.

All the President’s Menus (White House Chef Mysteries, #8)

All the President's MenusAll the President's Menus
by Julie Hyzy
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9780425262399
Series: White House Chef Mystery #8
Publication Date: January 6, 2015
Pages: 294
Genre: Mystery
Publisher: Berkley Prime Crime

Due to a government sequester, entertaining at the White House has been severely curtailed. So executive chef Olivia Paras is delighted to hear that plans are still on to welcome a presidential candidate from the country of Saardisca—the first woman to run for office—and four of that nation’s top chefs.

But while leading the chefs on a kitchen tour, pastry chef Marcel passes out suddenly—and later claims he was drugged. When one of the visiting chefs collapses and dies, it’s clear someone has infiltrated the White House with ill intent. Could it be an anti-Saardiscan zealot? Is the candidate a target? Are the foreign chefs keeping more than their recipes a secret? Once again, Olivia must make sleuthing the special of the day…


A good read, though not as good as the previous four books.  This time Olivia is dealing with a conspiracy tied to a foreign delegation of chefs as well as a government sequester that has left her short a couple of chefs.

I really enjoy Ms. Hyzy’s writing; she doesn’t write to formula and she has interesting ways of changing up her characters’ lives.  She’s dropped a bomb into Olivia and Gav’s marriage that I can see massive possibilities for taking the series in a whole new direction at some point in the future.  I liked that a lot.  I can see Cyan’s future dovetailing nicely with this change as well.  Nothing might come of any of it but at least she has a veteran cozy reader speculating about the “what if?”’s instead of yawning and thinking “yeah, yeah, cozy plot #4”.

I suspect I didn’t love this one as much as previous books because a lot of it centered around a country that the author necessarily had to fabricate and she did such a good job of creating it without aping any existing countries that it made it rather hard for me to invest myself in it.  But the ending was great – I loved that final scene at Blair House (although Olivia’s final scene with the President wasn’t much of a surprise to me; it seemed the only plausible scenario).

The series started off slow for me, but exploded onto my top 10 list at book four, and this book only solidifies my attachment to Olivia, Gav and the rest of the crew.  I’m looking forward to the next book.

A Little Night Murder (Blackbird Sisters Mystery, #10)

A Little Night MurderA Little Night Murder
by Nancy Martin
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9780451415271
Series: Blackbird Sisters #10
Publication Date: August 4, 2014
Pages: 372
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: Obsidian

While a pregnant Nora relaxes in her best friend’s Bucks County pool, she doesn’t have far to look for her next big story. A Broadway show is in rehearsal next door at the home of the legendary late composer “Toodles” Tuttle. His diva widow, Boom Boom, reigns over his estate with an iron fist. She has also racked up a chorus line of enemies, so the old broad’s death is a hotly anticipated event. But imagine everyone’s dismay when it’s her beloved daughter, Jenny, who drops dead just as the lights are set to go on for the lucrative new Toodles musical.


This series is one of my top cozy favourites and I always look forward to the next one.  A Little Night Murder, though – this one was just chock full o’ surprises.

Lexie’s back!  Nora’s (the MC) best friend is out of prison early for reasons unexplained and Nora’s helping her hide from the press and all the former clients who lost their fortunes when Lexie’s partner’s embezzlement came to light.  Nora is 7 months pregnant and her constant financial worries have reduced her to wearing her sister’s old maternity t-shirts sporting such gems as ‘Let Me Out, It’s Dark in Here!’  Nora and Mick are trying to prepare for the birth of not only their biological daughter, but for the adoption of Nora’s grand-niece whose biological mother is in prison and due the week after Nora.  Speaking of biological mothers: Mick’s mom is in town and Nora’s meeting her for the first time.

Nora’s sisters aren’t left out of the angst either:  Libby is imploding over becoming a grandmother and Emma has reached the pinnacle of unsuitability in her lovers.

Those are just the things mentioned on the front flap.  I’m not mentioning anything else because if you enjoy this series, I don’t want to take anything away from the surprises awaiting you.  Suffice it to say there are more than a fair few.

In the midst of all of this, Lexie’s neighbour, an old showgirl has-been is trying to revive her career, claiming she has found an unpublished musical left in her late husband’s papers.  He was famous for his musicals and everybody is buzzing about this new find.  Until the man’s daughter is found dead and oddities and absurdities surrounding the production become apparent.  Nora’s editor has given her an ultimatum:  a story about Lexie and her whereabouts, or a story about Jenny’s murder.

Generally speaking, this was a wonderful romp of a story and I didn’t want to stop reading it once I started.  The mystery plotting is always well done, but my investment is 100% in the characters.  The sisters and the people surrounding them are all fleshed out characters with realistic lives, if sometimes their names are a little out there. (I went to school with a Binky and Bubba (sister and brother) so I won’t say the names are unrealistic.)

My only harumph: Nora’s boss/editor is an Aussie and perhaps in an attempt to avoid the cliched Aussie slang terms such as Bonzer!, Fair Dinkum! etc. etc., the author has chosen to skate a bit close to the obscure.  The one that sticks out the most is ‘dinger’ – which I had to look up.  It’s recognised slang for ‘condom’ but my Aussie born-and-bred husband has never heard of it.  Perhaps some of my BL Aussie friends are more familiar with it?  There were a couple of others as well, but I forgot what they were and I’ll never find them again.  Also, in a book with no swearing, I snickered over the author’s liberal use of ‘bugger’, but I’m assuming she’s well aware of the word’s meaning and is banking on most of her readers being unaware.  I’m choosing to see it as a quiet little rebellion on her part.  🙂

The mystery is tied up at the end but the characters are left with a shock – not a cliffhanger, but definitely a story to be continued.  Which makes me happy, because it means there’s another Blackbird Sister adventure on the horizon.  Somebody pass me the champagne and a tacky t-shirt.

NB: I’ve been googling the surprise at the end of this book and personally I think it’s a tissue paper dragon based on the holes apparent after a quick search.  But such a thing does exist, who knew?

Home of the Braised (White House Chef Mysteries, #7)

Home of the BraisedHome of the Braised
by Julie Hyzy
Rating: ★★★★½
isbn: 9780425262382
Series: White House Chef Mystery #7
Publication Date: January 7, 2014
Pages: 293
Genre: Mystery
Publisher: Berkley Prime Crime

Tensions are running high as the White House staff adjusts to a new chief usher and prepares for a high-stakes state dinner, where everything must be perfect. But as the date for the event approaches, things go disastrously wrong when the secretary of defense is found dead in his home, seemingly killed during a break-in.

At the same time Olivia’s fiancé, Gav, is looking into the mysterious murder of an old friend. Is there a connection? Despite an increase in security following the secretary’s death, Ollie learns the president is in imminent danger at the dinner and must do everything in her power to get to him—before it’s too late…


This series is the perfect example of a good-but-slow-to-start series.  I read the first three and always thought they were good enough to pick up the next one, but I was never really invested in the characters.

Then the protagonist, Ollie, got a new love interest.  I don’t know why this made such a HUGE difference, but I could not put down the last four books; in fact, I read 4, 5 and 6 back-to-back last year.  You might be thinking ‘well, the sex scenes must have been better’, but there are zero sex scenes.  In the last four books I think the author only mentions them kissing twice.  In passing.  But Ms. Hyzy does an outstanding job, IMO, of creating sexual tension without the sexual descriptions.  Maybe it’s just me.

Home of the Braised is a great entry in this fabulous series – the action and mystery start right away and Ollie is fighting battles on enough fronts to keep things busy without being overwhelming to the reader (if I were Ollie I’d be drinking heavily).  There’s a lot of detail about being a White House chef, but it flows nicely in the story and it’s obvious the author has done her homework.  The writing is smooth, fluid and without any oddities that jarred me out of the moment.  Very little (if any) page filler disguised as internal speculation.

I don’t really want to include much of a synopsis here because it all feels spoiler-y.  Suffice it to say that there are threats to the presidency, the White House, national security and Ollie finds herself in the thick of it.  If I had to complain about anything, I’d prefer the author didn’t turn Ollie into a pariah;  I know any real person involved in at least 7 ‘adventures’ (and counting, I hope) would start to garner questions, if not a 48 hour psych eval, but it got to be repetitive enough to notice in the last couple of books.  Luckily, not so repetitive that it annoyed me.  Everything was excellently plotted though and I thoroughly enjoyed the book from start to finish.  I saw the very end coming, but that’s ok – it wasn’t anything plot related and it was a great way to leave the reader smiling at the end.

I count the months until the next book is out.

Love Game (Matchmaker #3)

Love GameLove Game
by Elise Sax
Rating: ★★★★
Series: Matchmaker Mystery #3
Publication Date: January 1, 2014
Pages: 277
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: Ballantine Books
“I never want to leave this town.  Cannes is a village on happy juice. LSD.  It’s the Wizard of Oz on shrooms.”

I want to live in Cannes, California.  It’s definitely on my list of Fictional Places I’d Like to Live.  I’d have a comfy chair and a big bowl of popcorn and I’d park myself on the sidewalk and just watch.  It’s crazy town in the most entertaining way possible.

I can’t move to Cannes, but at least I have these books and I can visit this nutville and it’s residents anytime I’d like.

In Love Game there’s an ill wind blowing, and her name is Luanda.  She’s brought a special brand of crazy to Cannes and it’s undoing all the good matches Gladys and her grandmother Zelda have made.  Add to that a suitcase full of spider infested clothes, Gladys car keys going into a ravine, a group kidnapping and a murder and you have the makings of a very entertaining week in the best possible slapstick style.

I like Gladys, but I have to admit she’s not always my favorite character in the books.  I don’t think I could be friends in Real Life with someone who has been known to be extremely flighty.  But she’s still a character you can get behind and cheer on.  While each book has presented the entire cast in all it’s zany glory, I would have to choose Ruth as my favorite from this book – she’s got all the best lines.  I should hope to be her when I’m in my 80’s.  She reminds me of the little old lady cartoons on the Hallmark cards – you know which one I mean?  The skinny one that smokes, wears glasses, and has absolutely no filter between her brain and her mouth.

The romantic angle of the book is chaos of the best kind.  I normally HATE HATE HATE love triangles, but what Gladie has going on here really doesn’t qualify as a love triangle –  more like it’s raining men. (Hallelujah!) Holden is out of town and out of touch in this book, but we have a new player – Remington Cumberbatch.  A detective working for Spencer Bolton, he’s around often enough to keep Spencer from a sure thing and Gladys’ hormones in overdrive. The chemistry is constant and intense between Gladys and both of these men, and her flirtations are fun without stretching the readers patience.

The kidnapping/murder was excellent – Ms. Sax can write a mystery.  I didn’t even know who to suspect until the end, when Luanda’s denouement puts Gladys in the spotlight, leaving her to piece together the clues and come up with the answer.  I’m not sure how realistic the deductions are, but they were fun nonetheless.

I’m hooked on this series and I hope Gladys has a long run full of fun, laugh-out-loud adventures.  I’ll be looking forward with eagerness for the next one.

Matchpoint (The Matchmaker Series #2)

MatchpointMatchpoint
by Elise Sax
Rating: ★★★★
isbn: 9780345532244
Series: Matchmaker Mystery #2
Publication Date: January 1, 2013
Pages: 263
Genre: Fiction, Mystery
Publisher: Ballantine Books

My DH tells me that the first time he saw this book on my bedside table he immediately thought “What kind of crap is she reading!?”

Thereby proving the adage that you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.

But boy can I judge this cover. Yuck. This cover has nothing to do with the story at all, which leads me to my next point: The publisher has this book listed under contemporary romance. ?!?! It and it’s predecessor (also with an awful cover, btw) are murder mysteries, first and foremost. This book has exactly 1 almost-but-not sex scene and 2 kisses. In the whole book. And almost no romance and only one romantic setting.

What it does have is a murder, attempted murder and a scarecrow that will scare the hell out of more than just the birds.

This is a hell of a good murder mystery.

Gladie is training to be a matchmaker and follow in her Grandmother Zelda’s footsteps. Gladie isn’t my favorite MC of all time, I’d prefer she be more fiscally responsible instead of revelling in debt. (I like my heroines to be responsible, even if they can’t be pulled together at times.) But she is a hoot and I do like her. There are some great slapstick moments in Gladie’s life. She struggles to make matches for others, and of course, her own love life is all over the place. She’s actively got the hots for her very mysterious neighbour with no history and she has the involuntary hots for the Police Chief who is the poster child for womanisers. It’s sort of hard to know who to cheer on, but there’s more comedic gold here, especially with the Police Chief.

Grandma Zelda is widely regarded to be a witch and there are quite a few things she says throughout the book that implies she is at least psychic. I love Grandma Zelda. The “lessons” from her at the beginning of each chapter are entertaining and sometimes priceless (I had to read the one on waxing out loud to my DH). She never leaves her house but always manages to be at the centre of everything happening in Cannes, California.

What’s happening in Cannes now is an invasion of Pagan’s awaiting the Arrival. They’ve taken over the town and hilarity is right around the corner. Collapsing yurts, broken chakras, donkeys and public fornication – Oh! and a truly gold moment with a steel pipe. Truly, the scene where we get to “hear” the police radio band had me giggling out loud. It is truly a comedic sub-plot for much of the book.

The main plot, the murder of the town’s dentist, was really well crafted. Suspects abound and I never had a clear suspicion of who committed the gruesome murder. In the end there was a bit of a twist, and I ended up not seeing it coming at all. I love when that happens! My only nitpick with the plot is
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Throughout all of this, Gladie is desperately trying to make a match for a client. All in all it’s a really fun read, and I am really looking forward to the third book.

a scarecrow that will scare the hell out of more than just the birds.

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This is a hell of a good murder mystery.

Gladie is training to be a matchmaker and follow in her Grandmother Zelda’s footsteps.  Gladie isn’t my favorite MC of all time, I’d prefer she be more fiscally responsible instead of revelling in debt.  (I like my heroines to be responsible, even if they can’t be pulled together at times.)  But she is a hoot and I do like her.  There are some great slapstick moments in Gladie’s life.  She struggles to make matches for others, and of course, her own love life is all over the place.  She’s actively got the hots for her very mysterious neighbour with no history and she has the involuntary hots for the Police Chief who is the poster child for womanisers.  It’s sort of hard to know who to cheer on, but there’s more comedic gold here, especially with the Police Chief.

Grandma Zelda is widely regarded to be a witch and there are quite a few things she says throughout the book that implies she is at least psychic.  I love Grandma Zelda.  The ‘lessons’ from her at the beginning of each chapter are entertaining and sometimes priceless (I had to read the one on waxing out loud to my DH).  She never leaves her house but always manages to be at the centre of everything happening in Cannes, California.

What’s happening in Cannes now is an invasion of Pagan’s awaiting the Arrival.  They’ve taken over the town and hilarity is right around the corner.  Collapsing yurts, broken chakras, donkeys and public fornication – Oh! and a truly gold moment with a steel pipe.  Truly, the scene where we get to ‘hear’ the police radio band had me giggling out loud.  It is truly a comedic sub-plot for much of the book.

The main plot, the murder of the town’s dentist, was really well crafted.  Suspects abound and I never had a clear suspicion of who committed the gruesome murder.  In the end there was a bit of a twist, and I ended up not seeing it coming at all.  I love when that happens!  My only nitpick with the plot is

 

Police Chief Spencer Bolton makes a comment about mid-way through the book indicating that a poisonous plant is what ultimately killed the dentist – this is never, ever followed up on.  I’m not sure if it’s an oversight or if I missed the point of that scene (perhaps it’s meant to intimidate a witness or throw someone off balance…).

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Throughout all of this, Gladie is desperately trying to make a match for a client.  All in all it’s a really fun read, and I am really looking forward to the third book.